Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand