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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde


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