Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde