Borderline Stupidity

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden