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There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not. - Napoleon

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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