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Biting Shoes

If you want to be pretty, you'll have to suffer

Biting Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fashion's biting edge

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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