Belly Button Tattoos for Primates

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink