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Truant: An honest insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vigilant: Insect watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Coolant: An insect that's, like, you know, got it all together, dude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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