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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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