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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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