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Barry Bonds Rookie Card

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I'm selling a Barry Bonds rookie card that I bought when I was in High School. I for one don't believe that Barry took steroids at any point in his career.

Barry Bonds Rookie Card thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Barry Bonds Rookie Card thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Barry Bonds Rookie Card thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Congrats to Barry Bonds on hitting Home Run #756 for the San Francisco Giants against the Washington Nationals at AT&T Park, San Francisco @ 7:56 PM PST on August 7, 2007 (held previously for 33 years by Hank Aaron)

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A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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