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Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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