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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

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I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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