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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth


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