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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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