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Baby Peephole

Baby's first outlook on life

Baby Peephole thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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