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Baby Peephole

Baby's first outlook on life

Baby Peephole thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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