Baby Delivery
When the stork becomes outdated
QuotaBillsStoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin
Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung