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Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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