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Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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