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Babble Language

Are you as open as a child?

Babble Language thanks to Mike King

An animated conversation with the Blessed Mother

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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