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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown


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