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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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