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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The whole life of a philosopher is a preparation for death. - Socrates

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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