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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire


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