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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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