Anxious Farmer

You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Even in the mud and scum of things, something always sings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin