QuotaBillsAll men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater