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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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