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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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