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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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