Alaska Marriage License

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland