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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes


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