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Alaska Marriage License

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Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu


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