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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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