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Alaska Marriage License

Practicing Catch-And-Release in Alaska

Alaska Marriage License thanks to Mike King

Why Bubba's considering fishing up North this year

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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