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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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