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A Man's Grill

Bubba finds a use for the old Chevy short block out on the back porch

A Man's Grill thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Bubba meets the grill of his dreams

A Man's Grill thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A Man's Grill thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A Man's Grill thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Complete with temperature gauge on the manifold
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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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