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A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe

A Dog's Worst Nightmare thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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