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A Dog's Worst Nightmare

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A Dog's Worst Nightmare thanks to Diane Baugh

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Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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