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A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Waking up to a cat-astrophe

A Dog's Worst Nightmare thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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