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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp


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