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Young Superman

The Joe-kster in his early years

Young Superman thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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