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The Joe-kster in his early years

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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