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Young Superman

The Joe-kster in his early years

Young Superman thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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