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Young Superman

The Joe-kster in his early years

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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