QuotaBillsSleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown
Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets
Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar
I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire
Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis
Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster