Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper