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Yoga Pencil

How to promote a yoga school, one flexible step at at time

Yoga Pencil thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Appoint: The thing at the end of your pencil. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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