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Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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