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Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping Illusions thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The market is always right. - Unknown

Stork Market: Maternity ward - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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