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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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