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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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