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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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