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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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