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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready. - Martin L Jones

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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