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Worst Job in the Army

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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