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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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