QuotaBillsAsphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like. - Bill Murray
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift