World Cup Elephant
Even elephants are having a ball at the World Cup!
QuotaBillsDone the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy