Women's Outhouse

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie