Women's Outhouse

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich