Women's Outhouse

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash