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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown


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