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Winter Hotrod thanks to Roy Taylor

Winter Hotrod thanks to Roy Taylor

Winter Hotrod thanks to Roy Taylor

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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