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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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