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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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