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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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