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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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