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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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