Who Cares Clock

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Time and silence are the most luxurious things today. - Tom Ford

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama