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Who Cares Clock

Clock for those who couldn't care less about Daylight Savings Time

Who Cares Clock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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