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Who Cares Clock

Clock for those who couldn't care less about Daylight Savings Time

Who Cares Clock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Coco Chanel

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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