We're Off to See the Wizard!
Presidential aid from the Wizard Of Oz
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard...
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said, 'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem! said the Wizard. Who’s next?' Richard Nixon stepped forward. 'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?' Up stepped Dubya and said, 'I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.'
'No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done.' Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around... 'Is Dorothy here?'
All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey