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Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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