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One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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