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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

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The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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