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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani


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