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Wedding Pound Cake

Need to lose a little weight before your wedding?

Wedding Pound Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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