Wedding Pound Cake

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala