Wedding Pound Cake

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller