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Very Fat Burger

For days when you just don't have time for your diet

Very Fat Burger thanks to Bob Tasse

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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