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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. - Johnny Rotten

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me. - Larry Bird

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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