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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Think and wonder, wonder and think. - Dr. Seuss

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. - Johnny Rotten

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me. - Larry Bird

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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