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Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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