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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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