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She Tree or He Tree? Illusion of the year

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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