Ukrainian Model T
Newest model Ukrainian work truck - Bubba's envious!
QuotaBillsI take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin