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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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