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'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving - let's talk turkey

'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

'Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Happy Thanksgiving

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep -
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep;
The leftovers beckoned – the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might!
Tossing and turning with anticipation...
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore!
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes...
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes;
I felt myself swelling, so plump and so round,
‘Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground -
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please!
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes ‘n gravy have ‘nary a lump;
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!
QuotaBills
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Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

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No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

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I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

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