'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr