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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

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Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel


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