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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

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I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn. - Earl Nightingale

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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