'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown