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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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