'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

There is much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. - Seneca

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller