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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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