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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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