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Triple Bypass Burger

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Triple Bypass Burger thanks to Hans Pagels

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Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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