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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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