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Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you are of loving in the present. - Barbara de Angelis

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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