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Tree's Right Of Passage

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Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - H L Mencken

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence Peter

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might. - Henry David Thoreau

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows. - Alexandra Stoddard

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey


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