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Tree's Right Of Passage

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Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

A vacancy might be opening up right now, courtesy of the grim creaper - Archie Bunker

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want right now. - Zig Ziglar

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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