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Tree's Right Of Passage

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Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Connectivity is a human right. - Mark Zuckerberg

When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Be always sure you are right - then go ahead. - Davy Crockett

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. - Sheldon S. Maye

In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities. - Mark Twain

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

What is right is not always popular, and what is popular is not always right. - Albert Einstein

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity an obligation; every possession, a duty. - John D Rockefeller

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting. - Mark Twain

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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