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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - H L Mencken

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows. - Alexandra Stoddard

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting. - Mark Twain

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want right now. - Zig Ziglar

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash


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