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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right. - Jules Renard

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows. - Alexandra Stoddard

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill


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