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Tree's Right Of Passage

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Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Expedient and right are different things. - Thomas Paine

Find the right people, not the best people. - Jack Ma

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Initiative is doing the right thing without being told. - Victor Hugo

It's all right to be Goliath, but always act like David. - Phil Knight

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Respect for the right of another to be wrong does not mean that the wrong is right. - Ravi Zacharias

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all. - Hypatia

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

In solitude we give passionate attention to our lives, to our memories, to the details around us. - Virginia Woolf

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Doing and saying the right thing are not sufficient. Doing the right thing in the right way and with the person's comfort in mind is critical. - Ravi Zacharias

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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