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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

You are no bigger than the things that annoy you. - Jerry Bundsen

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. - Benjamin Franklin

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

The will to win is meaningless without the will to prepare. - Joe Gibbs

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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