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Traffic Jam Alert

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Traffic Jam Alert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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