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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover


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