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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. - Joseph P Kennedy

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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