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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

All you need is love. - John Lennon

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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