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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

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