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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe


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