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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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