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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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