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Too Late Sign

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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