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Too Late Sign

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Too Late Sign thanks to Dawn Scott

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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It's not too late at all. You just don't yet know what you are capable of. - Mahatma Gandhi

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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