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My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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