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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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