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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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