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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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