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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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