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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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