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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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