Tired Backhoe

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath