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Tired Backhoe

Why you might want to give your work equipment a rest

Tired Backhoe thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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