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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

The meaning of life is that it stops. - Franz Kafka

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows. - George Eliot

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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