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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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