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The Wheels of Life

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The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

We can always choose to perceive things differently. You can focus on what's wrong in your life, or you can focus on what's right. - Marianne Williamson

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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