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The Wheels of Life

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The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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