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The Wheels of Life

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The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. - Joseph Campbell

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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