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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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