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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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