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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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