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The Power of Makeup

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The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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