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Tennis Ball Retriever

This dog's having a ball

Tennis Ball Retriever thanks to Barry Leinbach

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dulcet: A boring tennis match. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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