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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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