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Swiss Minigun

World's smallest working revolver

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Scaled-down version of the Colt Python

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

Swiss Minigun thanks to Darwin McKee

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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